Dare of course. Mike and I had nothing to do today before dinner. We were extremely bored. Everything was preped out. We were going to play hide and seek, but we weren't sure if the boss was going to come back. We had just gotten in trouble for a whipped cream fight, so we didn't want to do anything too messy.
So, truth or dare.
And we couldn't think of any truth questions, which weren't as good as dares.
Mike: I dare you to take a shot of soy sauce
Me: I dare you to eat a spoonful of cornstarch
Mike: Spoonful of chili powder
Me: Oyster sauce
Mike: Take a bite out of a lemon
Me: Eat a clove of raw garlic
Mike: Eat a clove
Me: Eat these annato seeds
Mike: Spray waffle spray into your mouth.
This last was the worst. It tasted like crap. It was extremely foamy, and I had to throw up. Worst experience ever. Game over.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Gregorio
There's this guy I work with, Gregorio. Well actually his name is Greg. All of the people at work call him Gregorio, though. His main interests are pot smoking, drinking, and working on cars to compete in demolition derby. He is nuts. He also has a problem with listening to people. "Don't you think you should start to cook the carrots sooner, since they're not blanched?" I asked him. "Oh yeah?" he said, staring dreamily off into space. Thanks for ignoring me, Greg. Have fun scrambling when your carrots are still raw and people are waiting.
And he works in the culinary industry. As a line cook. He's worked at our workplace for about 5 years. "Why don't you be a mechanic or something?" I asked him once. "Oh, it doesn't pay as well," he told me. Lies. I know several people that own body shops and they make really good money.
Greg's dreams include moving to California, becoming a rock star and making it big. He likes to declare this in the kitchen as his music blasts. Good luck! Greg doesn't have any musical talent I might add. He likes to smoke pot, though. He grew a couple plants last year and was mighty proud of them. His favorite band is Blind Melon. The lead singer Shannon something died quite a few years ago, and every year on the anniversary of his death, there's some kind of festival centered around his grave. Creepy. Let's go drop acid and roll on our hero's grave!
Greg is still single, but he's always looking for the perfect girl. She may or may not be a car.
And he works in the culinary industry. As a line cook. He's worked at our workplace for about 5 years. "Why don't you be a mechanic or something?" I asked him once. "Oh, it doesn't pay as well," he told me. Lies. I know several people that own body shops and they make really good money.
Greg's dreams include moving to California, becoming a rock star and making it big. He likes to declare this in the kitchen as his music blasts. Good luck! Greg doesn't have any musical talent I might add. He likes to smoke pot, though. He grew a couple plants last year and was mighty proud of them. His favorite band is Blind Melon. The lead singer Shannon something died quite a few years ago, and every year on the anniversary of his death, there's some kind of festival centered around his grave. Creepy. Let's go drop acid and roll on our hero's grave!
Greg is still single, but he's always looking for the perfect girl. She may or may not be a car.
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