Monday, August 3, 2009

Saw the Orphan and Funny People this weekend. Ate some delicious Italian food at Fantastico's. Francese Chicken and pasta with house salad, with cannoli for desert.

Met my mom for dinner at a Grill downtown and a really old guy hit on me, and told me that I looked like a gypsy and that I was addicted to text messaging. Idiot, I was texting to look busy so I didn't have to deal with you. The bartender, Kat cut him off at that point. As he staggered out the door, he told me and Mom that we didn't know what we were missing. Sad indeed.

The Orphan had possibly the best plot twist ever. Who was the Orphan? A 33 year old Russian Prostitute who escaped a mental asylum. And she was a midget. And I knew that before I saw it. In fact it made me want to see it more. Funny People was good, but not that funny.

Sunday I went swimming at the small waterpark in the next town over. It has a lazy river, which I just like to float around on. Got my tan on, didn't burn. Pretty good weekend.

Today was hard. We had about 250 messy ass bitches from the basketball camp for dinner, ran out of everything. I resisted the urge to scream at several of them, although it was building up. One girl took an entire bowl of olives from the salad bar. And I know she wasn't going to eat all of it. What can you do? They'll be here all week.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Good news.

I had my continued court date Wednesday. So according to a technicality, I'm getting my license back. I'm really excited and happy that it turned out this way. And my lawyer got the prosecutor to drop my open alcohol charge. So I have to pay a fine, and attend 10 hours of minimum DUI risk education and attend a night where I have to stare at people who were seriously injured in DUI accidents. I know I got off really lucky. Did I learn a lesson? Yes. Will I drink and drive again? No.

There was a girl that was tried just before me who had gotten 3 DUIs before she was 21. Wow. How do you not learn a lesson like that? She got 90 days in jail, and she has to wear a monitoring device for 3 years, that will say if she's drinking or not. I was sitting across from her in the County Clerks office, and she was just being a total bitch to her mother. It was like she didn't even care she was going to jail or had gotten caught.

In spirit of DUI related business, this Rydar guy was sentenced to 20 days of house arrest following a DUI charge and has to deal with an ankle monitor. http://twitter.com/rydar98